Merry Krampus Night!
December 5th is Krampus Night, when the old fertility demon-turned-St Nic's buddy comes clumping into town to lay his switches on any deserving, naughty children! Here's a very cute little video and song to tell you all about it:
All together now!
The
Krampus Song by Jordan Dobbs Rosa
Every
year on Christmas Eve
Children
fear his name
He
looks a lot like Beelzebub
But
they are not the same
He
travels 'round with Santa Claus
St.
Nick ain't his friend
He
comes from the northern Alps
Of
rural Switzerland
Because
he's Krampus, Krampus,
I'm
telling you all about KrampusKrampus, Krampus,
Swing your birch switch high
With
matted fur and sheep's horns
Frankly
dear he smellsAccompanied by the melody
Of rusty chains and bells
He'll
scoop you up and throw you in
His
nasty burlap sackHe rears back with a cane and switch
And takes a Yuletide whack
Krampus,
Krampus,
Don't
you know about Krampus?Krampus, Krampus,
Swing your birch switch high
No
X-Box games... or candy canes
Made
of peppermintHe brings the pain of another cane:
Corporal punishment
So
if the kids misbehave you'll do well to remember
To
don the garb of Krampus on the 5th of December(That's the traditional day for us to celebrate)
Krampus, Krampus
Look out kids he's Krampus
Krampus, Krampus,
Swing your birch switch high
Krampus,
Krampus,
He's
the anti-Santi KrampusKrampus, Krampus,
Swing your birch switch high
Merry
Krampus everybody!
Of course, in the Alpine regions, they have Krampus Night where you REALLY do need to watch out! You can read someone's Krampus experience by clicking here.
This awesome image is by Brian Leblancart.
I know I'd like to send Krampus to a few houses... Anyway, we've got a bundle of switches on our front door to welcome Krampus and will be celebrating.
So Merry Krampus Night everyone!
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