That's actually the title of a new book! Too funny, and it sounds like a good read, too, a tip-of-the-hat to the old stories where fairies had teeth, LOTS of them. (It's on amazon.ca if you're interested.)
But what I really wanted to write about to you was that I'm working with Willow to learn some new tricks! She learned "crawl" in one session! This book is awesome, great instructions and lots of helpful photos.